It's just a normal day in The Pub, The boys talk about suicide fantasies, Hitler, and candied anal lipstick, until FUCK! 1000 mice wage fucking war.

It's New Years Eve, and the guys decide to use the final 10 hours of the year to achieve their New Years Goals. It's time to lose weight, try new drugs, and bang ugly chicks. And there's only one place to do it all... The YMCA.

Who doesn't love a good old murder? And not just any murder... the perfect murder... This episode delves into homicide plots. We'll explore multiple genres like noir, and sci-fi. Yup! This bitch is getting stylistically daring.  

It's "Pub Craig" vs "Business Craig." Craig treats the boys to drinks in a marble coated lounge to celebrate his latest raise. A raise he got from the longest most tasteless con of all time. Grab a pen, paper, and a pint. Take notes. We're all getting raises tomorrow.

The boys start a drinking game when they realize they sound very gay while cheering for their favourite football team. Morris gets upset when he finds out about all the games they play without him... Including the grossest of all games... Hamball.